Monkey
Tuesday Theme Lyrics
by David Oakey
Monkeys on the air
Monkey with the mike
Screeching scratching biting
That we like
Don't say chimpanzee
Nor orangutan
All we say is monkey
Bang bang bang
Monkeys in the air
Monkeys on the roof
Tearing off the landau
Wif their toof
Now they have the pots
Now they have the pans
Let's go ape together
Bang clang cans!
Copyright David Oakey 2006
Alternative lyrics
On the November
21, 2006 show, caller Neil offered his
own Monkey Tuesday lyrics:
Puking on a chimp
Juggling macaques
Monkey sees a dwarf
Just relax!
Monkeys on the car
Monkeys in my pants
Monkeys all around
Dance dance dance!
Biting off a digit
Biting off a breast
These are all the stories
We like best!
When a chimp attacks
We would like to know
Send your tale to Penn
And Goudeau!
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